vintage-kisses:

Sometimes I really don’t feel like existing like not in a suicidal way but I just wish there was a way of pausing life so that I could sleep for a few weeks and figure some stuff out and then not have to feel guilty for missing loads of stuff because really no time had passed at all

lovetrxye123:

furbearingbrick:

inthedarkcornersofmymind:

fat-birds:

It never fails to crack me up that the first time I posted this, half of my followers thought this was a picture of a large caterpillar :’)

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO UNTIL I READ THE COMMENT

huddled birbs

this literally took me two seconds to see

lovetrxye123:

furbearingbrick:

inthedarkcornersofmymind:

fat-birds:

It never fails to crack me up that the first time I posted this, half of my followers thought this was a picture of a large caterpillar :’)

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO UNTIL I READ THE COMMENT

huddled birbs

this literally took me two seconds to see

freelancertucker:

i hope yall don’t mind that i used a headcanon name but i had to do it ok (x)

freelancertucker:

i hope yall don’t mind that i used a headcanon name but i had to do it ok (x)

peterezi:

peterezi:

peterezi:

peterezi:

peterezi:

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THSI IS THE HARDEST DECISION IVE EVER BEEN FORCED TO MAKE

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I LIED THIS IS THE HARDEST DECISION IVE EVER HAD TO MAKE

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ARE YOU FUCKIN SERIOUS

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THIS IS THE HARDEST GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED

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FUCKING

racomicart:

Sign me up for skeleton babe hell, thanks

racomicart:

Sign me up for skeleton babe hell, thanks

pkmn-trainer-touko-tajiri:

tardis-mind-palace:

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

people like you are the reason i’m afraid of psych majors

I had limited success training my roommate to fall asleep whenever she heard the piano cover of my heart will go on

sir-radkey:

thanks nintendo

sir-radkey:

thanks nintendo

mattmcguigan:


mattmcguigan:

how to make friends

mattmcguigan:

mattmcguigan:

how to make friends

yashuri:

oo14:

#適当に図鑑番号言われたポケモン擬人化する

thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

jaclcfrost:

allow me to introduce you to some things made by zuhair murad

aka

the guy who showed me it was indeed possible to fall in love with dresses